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• Report shows 'gaping hole' in airport security

  Mon May 14, 2012
  • They need to change this headline about "gaping holes". I thought we were all in for full body cavity searches...

• Obama: 'I think same-sex couples should be able to get married'

  Wed May 9, 2012
  • Obama is such a freakin conservative. Let's make same sex marriage mandatory! Uh, already married guys like me get a pass, but if you ever divorce....

• 12 percent of younger moms use cellphone during sex: study

  Thu May 10, 2012
  • My beautiful wife's done it a few times, but my favorite was once when she was on top and our son called.

• FDA panel favors Pfizer's new rheumatoid arthritis drug

  Wed May 9, 2012
  • As a Pfizer shareholder, this is good news. As a patient with severe RA, its encouraging news. As a human, I urge caution with all drugs.

• Arizona bans funding to Planned Parenthood in abortion fight

  Fri May 4, 2012
  • Still, it was rather poor taste for MSNBC to put a photo of a hideous blonde abortion as the lead-off pic.

• UN official: US must return control of sacred lands to Native Americans

  Sat May 5, 2012
  • Yeah, we can start by erasing those four ugly mugs some fool carved into that mountainside!

• Marine who criticized Obama on Facebook: I wish I could take it back

  Wed Apr 25, 2012
  • As a Viet Nam Marine we freely told political jokes, debated politics, elections, and felt totally free to express our opinions in conversation. Having a Marine grandson on active duty, I know this freedom hasn't changed.

• California middle school teacher fired over porn film role

  Fri Apr 20, 2012
  • This is why we have courts, and she'll win. Frikkin stupid. Probably the real culprit is the person who couldn't just enjoy their porn and be done with it. Nope, they were watching porn, recognized the teacher, and got all moral. But they had to be watching porn very meticulously to find it.

• Catholic nuns group 'stunned' by Vatican scolding for 'radical feminist' ideas

  Fri Apr 20, 2012
  • Can't believe anybody listens to those old farts anymore. Cool hats, though...

• 30-second therapist: Should I wait for him to leave his wife?

  Fri Apr 13, 2012
  • I've been the cheating husband. Leaving the wife has nothing to do with the current mistress, Oh, he'll also cheat on you. I learned that about myself too. Don't trust us.